Life means missing one & facing unexpected one. When u r near, no

one remembers u...... But....when u r far no one forgets u. That's

Life!!!!!! May every second of this day bring something special

"Have a Great Day

NOT A STORY BUT A 
TRUE INCIDENT

  An Iranian man walks into a bank in 
  New York City and asks for the loan officer 
  He tells the loan officer that he
 is going to Iran on
  business 
  for two weeks and needs to borrow
 $5,000
  
  The bank officer tells him that the bank 
  will need some form of security for the loan
  so the Iranian man hands over the keys 
  and documents of new Ferrari parked 
  on the street
 in front of the bank
  He produces the title and everything checks out. 
  The loan officer agrees to accept 
  the car as collateral for the loan 
  
  The bank's president
 and its officers 
  all enjoy a good laugh at the Iranian
  for using a $250,000 Ferrari 
  as collateral against a $5,000 loan 
  An employee of the
 bank then
 
  drives the Ferrari
 into the bank's underground garage and parks it there
  
 Two weeks later
 the Iranian returns
 repays the $5,000 and the interest 
 which comes to $15.41 
 The loan officer says 
"Sir, we
 are very happy to have had your
 business
 and this

 transaction has worked out very nicely 
 but we are a little puzzled 
 While you were away 
 we checked you out and found that you are a multi
 millionaire
 What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?
   The Iranian replies
  
  "Where else in New York City can I park my car 
  for two weeks for only $15.41 
  and expect it to be there when I return 
  
 
   Ah, the mind of the Iranian
   This is why Iran is
 shining

Legal Quotes

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses 

"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning

"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he

 "Were you present when your picture was taken 

"Were you alone or by yourself

 "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war

 "Did he kill you